I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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