They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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