I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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