but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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