I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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