you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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