brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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