its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No subtext here. People are naked.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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