I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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