I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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