I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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