We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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