O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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