i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
