We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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