Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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