Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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