i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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