Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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