I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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