Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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