Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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