Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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