Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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