If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I need to align my fucking chakras
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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