Farmville is her only friend.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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