I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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