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• (847): View more from Illinois

  dude, osama threatened the US again

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  dude. i slept with your sister last night

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  what?

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  I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

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  Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

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  How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.

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• (510): View more from California

  come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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  Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"

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• (585): View more from New York

  I think I swiped left on my soulmate

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So vagazzling was a success

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!

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