I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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