I'm eating all of the evidence.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so let's talk penis.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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