I'm really into asian looking animals
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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