I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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