I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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