so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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