Nicole vs. Life
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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