It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
did you just send me my own nude
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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