I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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