i just google imaged poop.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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