this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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