Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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