So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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