Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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