just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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