I want to stick my p in your. b.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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