I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
