Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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