I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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