Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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