We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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