I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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