you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
how drunk are you?
Several
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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