He kissed a someone with a penis
where does the pee come out of this thing
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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